Zach: This is the most boring birthday ever
Me: what do you mean
zach: I didn't have a party.
Me I told you that you could have one later when school starts back up
and hey you got 65 dollars...you have more money than me.
Zach: Well thats not a present ...
me : It will be when you buy a toy with the money
Me: Go get into the bath!!!!!
Zach: I can't I'm suvivor man
Me: what does that mean???
Zach: suvivor man doesn't take bath he is in the wild
Me: Yes he takes baths in the river
Zach:: I don't have a river
Me: Pretend the bathtub is a river...
Zach: humpf!!!!< walks off with army hat, sword in back of shirt and back pack on his back..
ME:<thinking> I will never survive this age....