Tuesday, November 21, 2006

joke

A woman in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.

The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob." This small knob is implanted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon for a consultation.

"All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

Then she replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee!"


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Donna, ROFL That is too funny !!!!!!!!!!! Hugs Lisa

Anonymous said...

That is so funny ~ what a nice twist at the end lol ~ Ally

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!

~Danielle

Anonymous said...

Hee-hee!!!!!!!!!!!  :)
Hugs and love,
Lisa

Anonymous said...

So funny!!  Am just catching up on journals--have been laid up for three months--will be on our way to south Texas in few days. Anxious to get back!!

Anonymous said...

Very funny! Did you sit with that patient? Paula

Anonymous said...

LOL!  Jae

Anonymous said...

OH, Brother!!!!!!!!!   -  Barbara