pequin pee

Conversations at the dinner table

Me: Guys come and eat!!!.

Zach sits down and asks....What is this?

Me: Its hamburger meat and potatoes..

Zach: Oh < and begins to chow down>

Cameron: Yeah it's really good especially the beans..

Zach: <stops eating and spits his food out> BEANS yuck I hate beans

Me<giving Cameron the eye because he opened his big mouth>

Cameron<realizing what he did he tries to salvage the situation> Well Zachary if you were stranded in Antarctica and had no food you would eat it

Zach: NOO!!

Cameron: then you would starve!!

Zach: NO!! I would eat the Snow!!

Cameron: Zachary<he says matter of factley> Penguins pee on that snow...and shakes his head in disbelief..

Me: Laughing...and shacks head...

Where do they get this stuff

REally!!

So I called Lisa a journal friend I read that is having surgery on her brain.

I left her message on her answering machine...

She has never heard my voice before

she left me a e-mail saying

I woke up to your voice on the machine.

Wow you don't sound like your from TEXAS

and you sound much younger...

Ok LISA THanks I guess :0)

I acutally don't have much of a texas twang probably due to being in a call center for 16 years and talking to people all over the world..

However get me excited about something and it can slip out a little...

Talk to yall later.....<smirk>

i have been a good girl

So I was very good this week I walked 3 and 1/2 miles for 4 days this week...

Yea! me

My feet have blisters...Note to self get better walking shoes...

Conversations with cameron

We went to the middle school to met Camerons teachers...we got into his social studies class and teacher said cameron has been having problems paying attention..

we walk into the class and we have this conversation..

Cameron: mom mom come over here and see where I sit at..

Me: yeah that is a cool seat who sits beside you?

cameron :<blushes> and says Michaela sits one seat away

<Michaela is the girl he has a crush on>

Me: hum cameron is that a good idea..... I want you to be able to pay attention and she might distract you..

Cameron: Naugh she doesnt distract me anymore  mom

Me: why is that?

Cameron: I just want to be her friend now

Me: really what happen to make you change you mind?

Cameron: I got tired of chasing her

Me: I laughed...

Cameron: I didnt want to chase her like you chase daddy

Me: I'm going to have to talk to your dad and those stories he tells you LOL

ha!!!

I GOT THIS FROM MY DENTAL HYGIENE YAHOO MESSAGE BOARD

 

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes.
And
there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke that is considered a true female joke.
I offer it to
you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman
who will
love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when
an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was
so
striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The man noticed her
overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as men will).

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered
to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how
kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition....." Flabbergasted, the woman
asked what the
condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in
just three
words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her
address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....


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"Clean my house."

FOUR JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE: 4 thigns

Snagged this from

INNEROUTERDEMONS

FOUR JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE: 

1. Waitress

2.  Hooker <just seeing if your really reading this lol>

3.  Telephone Operator

4.  Mommie..The job that just keeps on giving even if you dont want it to<smile>

FOUR MOVIES I WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER: 

1.  I'm not a big movie buff and usually don't watch them over once I see them....

2. 

3. 

FOUR PLACES THAT I HAVE LIVED:

1.  Frisco, Texas

2.  Hobbs, New Mexico

3.  Wichita Falls ,Texas

4.  Grapevine, Texas

FOUR TV SHOWS THAT I LOVE TO WATCH:

1.  Starting Over

2.  Desperate Housewives

3.  Grey's Anatomy

4.  Intervention

FOUR PLACES I HAVE BEEN ON VACATION:

1.  Michigan

2.  Mackenaw Island

3.  San Antonio, Texas

4.  MountRushmore

FOUR WEBSITES I VISIT DAILY:

1.  My Space.com

2.  Aol Journals

3.  Dental Hygiene Sites

4.  Various news stations sites

FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS:

1.  Hot and Sour soup

2.  Snow Crab Legs

3.  Shrimp

4.  Potatoes....

FOUR PLACES I WOULD LIKE TO BE RIGHT NOW:

1.  On a tropical island getting a great massage

2.  Asleep in my bed

3.  Living in a town I actually enjoyed and felt like I fit

4. Standing at the Lottery office collecting my winnings...LOL

45 yuk

SOOOO>>>>

 lately when age has come up I have admitted to being 45..I'm really not 45 until the 29 but hell why not say it now get used to it...Its coming anyway...

This morning my 8 year old Zach came into my bed to snuggle..He said momma your so beautiful.. Such a little sly one he is...

He then asks me to get up and get him some cereal at which I remark well if you want me to get you cereal then you have to wait 30 minutes it not my getting up time...If you want it now then you have to get it yourself...He giggled and complained and left....

I got up later and he had indeed poured his own cereal...I smiled to myself...he can be amazingly independent when the need arises...LOL..

I was thinking today about back when I was 25...Where did all my energy go to.???..

I remember going dancing with friends , partying so excited about life and what my life was to become...

Now I'm happy to get out of bed without a ache or pain...

Life has a way of slapping you in the face just to say...yeah your in my control and what ya going to do about it....huh....

Guess I will go put some clothes on this fluffy 45 year old body and sashay out the door....

I'll go sit at the mall and watch the people walk by .....I will laugh as the young ones walk by because they will look at me and think....Why in the world would that woman want to just sit there and watch people walk by how lame...

Then I will want to yell at them...HEY I was you once and you will be me someday so I'm just keeping the seat warm for ya!!

PEACE OUT and all that jazz the young whippersnappers say...

back from school

Dang I dread the first day of school...All the forms they make us fill out....

I feel like they punish me...ugh!!

Cameron has 8 teachers.....Yes you read that right....How will I ever keep up!!!!

I tired after doing my homework <filling out the forms....!!!>>>

All in All kids like the first day....Cameron made it home on the bus all right..

I'm going to enjoy not having to take Cameron to school and fight all those moms that think they are the only ones driving.......

LOL LOL

Hear kids giggling in there bedrooms...See Daddy walking toward the room oh no I feel that they might be getting themselves into trouble LOL LOL

off to school

BOy it sure is quite here since the kids went to school today....I'm bored..

I miss them..... even the fighting lol

Sigh.......I will adjust..<smile>

conversation with the kiddos

Stopped into Chick fil A to kill some time and feed the kiddos...

The food arrives and kids sit down to eat about 15 minutes later

Zach: momma can I go back to the playground and play..

Me: sure go ahead.

Zach:<turns to Cameron 11 year old> Cameron you have to go with me

Me: why does Cameron have to go with you?

Cameron: Because it says Play with adult supervision only..

Me: ok well how does that apply to you Cameron......your not an adult...

Cameron: Will I'm taller than than the height requirement line..

Me: <Laughing> Yes you are but being higher than a line doesn't make you an adult silly...

Cameron: well ok I just want to go and play...

Me: well go and play then....

 

Cameron and I get in the battle of the wills he thinks he is the third parent.. He is such a bossy little guy I wander where he gets that from LOL LOL

so whats new with you

So what new with you...Nothing here...Kids start school on monday...Hubby's car is acting up so more money to get a car fixed..Really feeling the stress of me not working...The extra income really helped..

Saturday I go and sit at a Dentist office and watch a Dental Hygiene friend of mine...I'm so ready to just take the damn board and get it over with....fail or pass...Tired of fighting... I don't have anymore fight left in me..

I turn 45 this month....That's 5 from 50 ouch!!!

Tired of being broke...very frustrating especially this time of year...with school starting...ugh!

We got rain

I can't believe we got some rain today...It wasn't much but enough to lower the temperature about 20  degrees.....so this evening it was in the 80's..

I sat out in my front yard talking with the neighbor this evening....It was so pleasant...

Tomarrow I take Cameron to his middle school so he can learn were all his classes are and his locker..

He is so excited.....

just a note

There is a little girl in our town who has a rare form of cancer she is 4 I think

Here is her website

www.caringbridge.org/visit/alaina

 

conversations

A few readers have commented on they miss my conversations with my kids..

Well I havent put any in because well lets face it .....Its summer and were lucky we havent killed one another lol

So at your request I will put in one liners I have been hearing all summer from Cameron and Zachary

ZaCh:< Whinning>Moommaa camern is...

hitting me, touching me. says I;m stupid, says I can't sing, wont get out of my room, locked me in my room. wont let me play<fill in whatever game you wont>

Cameron: <yelling> Momma Zacharry is

Getting on my nerves, wont get out of my room, is a whiny baby, wont play with me.my life is boooring....

So there you have it