I GOT THIS FROM MY DENTAL HYGIENE YAHOO MESSAGE BOARD
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes.
And
there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke that is considered a true female joke.
I offer it to
you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman
who will
love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when
an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was
so
striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The man noticed her
overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered
to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how
kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition....." Flabbergasted, the woman
asked what the
condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in
just three
words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her
address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
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,
,
,
,
,
"Clean my house."
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6 comments:
Donna, those are hilarious !!!!!!!!! You are almost a B-day girl !!!!!!!! Wow , I miss you in my journal, please come back and also I think you would really like my friend Lisa, her journal is called Please Do'nt Take Life For Granted, I posted her link in my other journals section, have a good Friday ! Hugs Lisa
ROFL - Go girl!!! I read it to Pete. He said the man got f*@#ed and didn't even know it. ;o) - Barbara
LOL, I love that.
GOOD ONE!!! Jae
Oh yes I love that one LOL ~ Ally
HA! Thanks for sharing that one!
Shadie
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