Saturday, December 31, 2005

Let the dreaming begin

http://www.magnificentproperties.com/

Check out these real estate properties...Where do people work that can afford to  buy this property..If you know let me know..I need a job...*wink*

new years eve

I've decided to make my resolution the opposite of what I want to do maybe that way I will feel successful...

Ha!

Got me to thinking

Was over at Lisa journal and she was tagged. I thought I would try it...

5 werid things about me...

1. I can't stand to take a luke warm bath.It has to be very very hot. If I get in and can't get hot water..I get mad..I think this is because I am a very cold natured person

2. I have to sleep with a electric blanket and yes I will sleep with it even in the summer...Like I said I'm a very cold natured person..If I wake up cold I'm in a pissey mood.

3. I hate cleaning the house but I hate a dirty house..I clean house better with someone helping me..even if they don't really do anything..I like the company

4. I will not eat anything but real butter...Hate the fake stuff..

5.I will not touch the rails of a escalator...They never clean them and people always touch them...

Ok I'm offically werid lisa I guess you were right I am a typical Virgo..

6. oh and heres another one I hate clutter on my kitchen cabinets tops..I like it clean and clear except for a few items....

7.oh and here another one..can't stand a dirty toliet maybe this is from living with all males...I will clean the toliet like 2 or 3 times a day...even if just to wipe it down..

Ok I'll stop LOL

happy anniversary new year

So today is my anniversary...I thought I would pick a day my hubby couldnt remember...<smile>

We don't really ever do anything because I don't like being on the road with the drunks driving...

I guess I didn't think that part out way back when...

11 years...Gee is it really???...

I love you Randy...We have grow together....Good times bad you are my best friend....

Heres to 11 more

Muwah!!!

Donna

 

Friday, December 30, 2005

Sign my map

signmymap

Please sign my map...I hope this works

donna

Thursday, December 29, 2005

toothfairy conversations

Me:Cameron brush your teeth good when you get out of the bath...The Toothfairy is coming to see Zach tonight and she will be mad that you haven't taken good care of your teeth

Cameron: Is the toothfairy a girl..

Me: Well I'm not really sure I just assume I have never seen her.

Cameron: Well Call her then whats her phone number??

Me <laughing> She doesn't have a phone number

Cameron: Then how does she know when someone has a missing tooth does she have a magic mirror??? Does she say Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the toothless of them all < He laughes>

Cameron: you get it momma....huh do you get it

Me: yeah I get mr smarty pants..Now wash your hair and brush your teeth

Cameron: oookkkk momma..<start humming>

 

Just when you thought it couldnt get worse

Today's top story is Donna is a klutz but it gets better or I should say worse....

I accidentally shut the door on Chica my puppy...OH my gosh I felt so bad.. I ran her to the Vet..They x-rayed her leg but couldn't see a crack but if she doesn't start walking on her leg within 7 days I have to take her back...

They gave her some pain med and her shots that I needed to give her anyway..

All in all 186.00 buckaroos...Crap

anyway on lighter news on the way to the Vet my son started talking

Cameron: Momma did you know ever 3 seconds a child is born

Me: Are you sure 3 seconds where did you hear that

Cameron: well maybe it was 10 seconds I heard it on the news.

Me: Wow 3 or 10 seconds that's a lot of babies

Cameron: Well Its A really big world momma

Me: lol Yeah

Cameron: you know if the world was made of marshmellows there would be no more world hunger

Me: Well yeah that would be true your a really smart kidd..Did you know that

Cameron: un huh I do..

Lmao Crazy kid his mind never stops

Throw paper

http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

Got this simple game from Bea At the Wanderer

Thanks girl this was simple but addiciting

Here a klutz

Here a klutz there a klutz everywhere a klutz klutz..

Donna in Texas is a klutz e i e i o....

I don't know what is up with me but twice this week I have fallen or been hit with something...

I started to check my butt to see if there is a Kick Me sign on my back lol lol...

My front yard has a slope down..

I was standing on the sidewalk minding my own business looking for the kids...

I take a step and my foot hits part of the grass which was a small indented hole and

opps down I went I didnt even have time to cuss..LOl

Before I knew it I had done a somersault and stop looking up at the sky...

The first thing I thought....Yep you guessed it...

Damn I hope no one saw me....I sit up...The neighbor gets out of the car

I wave like I meant to be sitting in the grass facing the wrong way...

I banged up my knee and finger and an sore somewhat...oh well

Today my son was walking by my laptop and got caught up in the cord tripped pulling the cord fast and the heavy boxlike apperatus connect to the cord flew and wham right into my ankle bone..

Trust me I have a high pain tolerance but this sent me into the floor crying in pain..

I couldnt even speak it hurt so badly...I laid there untill I could catch my breath..

I told cameron is was ok I know he didnt mean to hurt me...

So I better not leave this house incase someone runs me over.....

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

conversations With Landon my 24 year old son

I was thinking December 31 will be Randy and my 11 year anniversary...

I remember when I told my oldest son 13 at the time I was getting remarried he said...

Oh Neva <my x husbands wife who hates me> laughed and said it will never last a year....

This has always been a funny joke between Landon and I every year since

We make little comments throughout the year...

So I called Landon tonight and I said...

Me: Hey baby will you do something for me?

Landon: sure mom what...

Me:<singing to the tune of my hump song> 11 years unhu unhu unhu tell little neva girl ...to put that in her butt and smoke it...

Landon: <Laughes> Well there were a few times when I wondered...

Me: Doesn't matter were still together so there

Landon: Laughes again and says hey

Me: What

Landon: I need your list for the wedding..Friday when ashely and I come over

Me: Huh ok I'll type it on up I guess

Landon: yeah mom its only 150 days away

Me: Laughing....150 days don't you think your rushing it a bit son...

Landon: Got to be Prepared

Me: okey dokey I will have one for you....

Landon: I will look at your list and decide who I want to invite

Me Yeah WHatever Landon psssffttt

Landon< laughing> talk to you later

Me: bye I love you

 

Saturday, December 24, 2005

christmas

Let the Christmas Games begin

<firing of the starting gun> BAM

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Get up

Wake up Zachary time for school

I can't go to school I'm sick

What is wrong with you today <everyday he has a new aliment to try and get out of school>

My mind is tired....

Ok........ that is one I haven't heard

christmas party

So I'm sitting here thinking what was it I was suppose to bring to the 5th grade Christmas party..

opps holiday party.....

oh bite me its Christmas to me..

I look down and I have grown a 3rd boob...

.My new chichuahua puppy loves to climb in my shirt and sleep next to my heart....She is so sweet not to mention so warm..

So it will be 67 for Christmas here and all I can say is wh hoo!

white Christmas is very over rated in my book hate cold and the white stuff...

So exicting things for Christmas here..

Got a letter from the electric company informing us our average billing will go up about 70 dollars...Thanks for that and a merry freaking Christmas back at YA..

Gas company informed us a month earlier our average billing will go up about the same...

And we got a letter from some company saying we wrote them a check that bounced and now they are turning us into the credit bureau,,,

Now hold up before you thing were dead beats..

There is one problem with the last part...

We hardly ever....write checks ever.....we do everything through debit card

.And we have overdraft protection so...this letter looks a little skam to me...

We went to the bank this weekend to check our account and the bank said we don't know what these people are talking about you don't have any bounced checks on your account and you have overdraft so even ifthere wasn't funds we would cover it.....

And I got a Christmas card from a john warren....Don't know a Rose and John Warren....Maybe its a journal reader..

If so please forgive..

Well I'm off to walmart to buy the teacher a gift and some chips for the party....

Got to remove this third boob first...don't think chichuahua are welcome in the walmart...LOL

Oh one thing AOl your spell check sucks...You highlight a word and when I click on it you say no suggestions...So if you don't know the correct spelling then how do you know its wrong...

Monday, December 19, 2005

Christmas spirit

The hubby and I tried to get a little christmas shopping in this weekend...

We went to target...Oh my gosh people were driving there buggies like they were the only ones in the alise..I felt like it was bumper cars except with buggies

People cutting people off bitches and grumbling...

I thought crap I need To get out of here before these people get behind the wheel...

 

Today was the day

So today was the day that Cameron my 5th grader saw

"The Film" <that is what he calls it > 

"The Film" Was a film on puberty... 

I was curious how he would react to it...

Since I already have a 24 old son I have already been through this so I wasn't quite as nervous about it...

So....I pick the kids up from school...And

Me: hey guys how was school

Cameron: Hum it was good we saw our film

Me: Oh yeah that was today wasn't it

Cameron:Yeah it was

Me:So how was it??

Cameron: oh it was ok they talked about our bodies how they would change...

Me: really did you learn anything new

Cameron: naugh not really just we will get hair on our bodies and about our penis...

Me: I chuckle...hum your penis huh...

Cameron:Yeah it will grow bigger and ejaculate...

Me: ... I see well how do you feel about that..

Cameron: It didn't bother me we saw it with just boys so it was ok...I'm hungry what's for supper<he says without missing a beat>

ME: I thought we stop and get some supper I have to go to work...

Whew that went good...I was wondering what questions he might have for me...I'm sure he will think about it and throw a question at me when I least expect it...

I looked over at my big 10 year old and all of a sudden he look a little older...different ...He is growing up...

Oh well it happens where there your ready or not

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Landon my oldest son is in Wichita Falls going to a wedding of a childhood friend..

I called him this morning at my moms... his grandmothers here is our conversation

Landon:Hello

Me: Hello baby what are you doing were you asleep?

Landon: NO Ashely and I were about to eat with with nenaw...Huh what did you say nenaw??...

Mom hold on a minute nenaw has to pray then we can eat and I can talk....

<He puts phone down I hear my mom praying then he gets back on the phone>

Me: DId you have fun at the rehearsal dinner?

Landon: Yes it was ok but where Kevin is having his wedding is so ugly..

Me: <Laugh> ok

Landon: I about froze my butt off last night in nenaws house..

Me: Yeah that my mom she is such a tight ass with her money she will only heat her room and lets everyone else freeze there asses off..

Landon: Mom I have you on speaker phone

Me: <long Pause> 

Landon: Laughs

Me: NO you don't cause if my mom heard what I just said she definitely would of had a smart ass comment to say back <Laugh

Landon: HA!!!! you have to admit I got you good though didn't I

Me: Yeah you did you little stink....That was a good one..

 

caroling through jland

got this at

http://journals.aol.com/rgwindland/Imgivingup/

What is your favorite...my is

Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell rock......

Friday, December 16, 2005

guess what I did

Today camerons 5th grade class had a all day field trip....They sang at the mall...They were so cute... We went ice skating....

I couldn't get Cameron to go out there.... he started crying saying he was scared... I tried everything even bribe but he wasn't having it...

So I thought Well crap I will just go out there myself.. I have never ice skated....<check out the pictures of Donna on ice skates...ok stop laughing>

I wanted to be a ice skater when I was a little girl...

I was nervous afraid I would break my leg or worse look like a do fuss..

Ya know it was fun and really not all that hard....I was a really good roller skater when I was young...

I felt like roller skating but my ankles got tired...

I didnt fall thought

Yea!!!! Me

Thursday, December 15, 2005

pissey pissey pissey

Lately I have been just pissey inside....Hating everything life the holidays...broken toliets....

I don't like being like this...Could I have a brain transplant...

ok I need to write 5 things I'm thankful for even id I don't want to..

1.A loving Husband

2.Great kids

3.Healthy family

4. Won the lottery  <hey a girl can dream>

5.A warm bed to lie in at night..

When its cold outside I think of the homeless people who don't have a warm place or very poor or elderly who can't afford the pay for heat....

I have been working alot this week..that is probably why I'm gripey....

who knows.......

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Happy Birthday Landon

Today Is my oldest Son Landon's Birthday...He is 24...

Wow the time has flown...I was such a young 20 year old totally naive and unaware of what child birth or motherhood was back then ...

I love you Landon and proud to be your momma

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Thats better

So the cold weather is gone...HEHAW!!!

Anyway it will be in the 60s for the next few days..

Donna Is a happy woman..

I hate cold....love warm the hotter the better....

I forgot to mention my new baby...

Her name is chica.....shes is precious

I baby chihuahua..

She is actually my sons but she has adopted me...

Such a cuddle bug she is laying againist my chest in my bath robe like a a baby...

I bought her a sweater because she gets cold with no or little hair...

I will show pictures soon

 

I'm hooked

I am hooked...

 I started scrapbooking a few weeks ago just to see what all the hoop la is...And I love it..

Last night I went to the crop session at my local scrapbooking store it was from 6-12 midnight....

They feed you and everyone sits around and scraps or whatever...

I said to the girls this is like when woman sit around and quilt....

It was fun we laughed....ate cut up....

Its so relaxing....

Monday, December 5, 2005

did you see my pictures

O were my pictures THAT boring down a few entries or are the alerts acting up again...

I have dial up and it freak en took me 30 or more minutes to get them all done and loaded in...

I have started a scrapbook and I must say it is very addicting

 

It was 30 or less degress here in Texas..

Yup I still saw people with shorts,flipflops....and of course a coat..HA!

Crazy TEXASUNS

Sunday, December 4, 2005

sniff how sad

Oh my gosh Extreme makeover is so sad tonight...

The little girl talking about her mom that just died after childbirth of a pulmonary embolism...

Makes me thankful of my life

baby its cold outside

Its too cold for these old bones....

What a difference a day makes

Yesterday was 89 degrees today is in the 40's  brrrrr...

Thats Texas if you don't like the weather just wait

Merry Main Street in Downtown

We went to Merry main Street...here are a few pictures...

Enjoy.....<smile>

Funny conversations

Sitting here watching TV and surfing...

Cameron<10> comes in and sits by hubby

and so the conversation goes

Husband: Good morning Cameron you want to sit with me and watch Charlotte's Webs

Cameron: Naugh I saw it in school

Me: I read it in school when I was little

Hubby: Yeah and I saw it to in school

Cameron: Did you see it in Black and white???..

Hubby and I couldn't stop laughing our butts off....

Hubby: No Cameron I watched it in the 70s so it was in color...

Hubby and I looked at each other and just keep laughing

Our kids think we are ancient....

My hubby is only 37... 7 years younger than me HE HE .....

I'm the ancient one...yeah I remember black and white TV.....

Thursday, December 1, 2005

The Phone Call

My coworker the RN called me tonight and left me a message....

She lives in the ritzy neighborhood...

She said a neighbor of hers was needing help with her baby...

<I'm very good with babies that is why she though of me>

Her message was she needs someone to sit at night with the baby 4 times a weeks to feed it and get up with it...

My first response<talking to myself of course> was ok if you don't want to take care of your baby don't freaken have one....This pisses me off when these rich woman pay someone else to raise there kids because they are too lazy...

I see it alot in this neighborhood my friend lives in....Most of these woman don't work...Come on

Irrates the hell out of me...I'm going to call my friend back and get the specifics and hope there are special needs to this...

If its plain lazyness....Then Hell No....Get your Ass up and feed your baby your self....PFFTTT!!!