Landon my oldest son is in Wichita Falls going to a wedding of a childhood friend..

I called him this morning at my moms... his grandmothers here is our conversation

Landon:Hello

Me: Hello baby what are you doing were you asleep?

Landon: NO Ashely and I were about to eat with with nenaw...Huh what did you say nenaw??...

Mom hold on a minute nenaw has to pray then we can eat and I can talk....

<He puts phone down I hear my mom praying then he gets back on the phone>

Me: DId you have fun at the rehearsal dinner?

Landon: Yes it was ok but where Kevin is having his wedding is so ugly..

Me: <Laugh> ok

Landon: I about froze my butt off last night in nenaws house..

Me: Yeah that my mom she is such a tight ass with her money she will only heat her room and lets everyone else freeze there asses off..

Landon: Mom I have you on speaker phone

Me: <long Pause> 

Landon: Laughs

Me: NO you don't cause if my mom heard what I just said she definitely would of had a smart ass comment to say back <Laugh

Landon: HA!!!! you have to admit I got you good though didn't I

Me: Yeah you did you little stink....That was a good one..