Every so often there comes a time in a mothers life when a small opportunity to aggravate our kids back sneaks up on us and we take full advantage of it <lol>
I'll explain
ME: Kids were do you want to eat and NO Mcdonalds or burger king
Husband: you want to eat at arbys..
KIds: Yes Arbys arbys arbys
So we go into arbys< arbys is a Roast beef sandwich place>
Hubby gets our sandwiches and sits down with us...
We start to eat ..I notice hubby hasnt gotten himself anything to eat...he gets up and says I havent decided what I want I'll so order mine and be right back...
So I'm eating my roast beef sandwich and....
Me:zach why dont you taste my sandwich you will like it
Zach: I dont like those sandwiches..
Me:<trying to bribe my son...> Well it tastes good I promise it tastes like pork chops..<not really but like I said bribery lol>
Cameron<trying to pick at brother> Yeah zachary it taste good and pork chops come from beef
Me: I laugh
Zachary: NO THEY DONT pork chops come from pigs..I study that in school
Cameron: Do they momma
Me: yes pork chops come from pigs and your sandwich comes from cows..
Cameron: swishes up face like he just took a bite of a sour lemon and yells MOM why did you tell me that I didnt want to know that NOW I can't eat my sandwich and he gets up and storms off.
meanwhile hubby comes back to table
Hubby: what did you say to Cameron he is upset ...
So I prceed to tell him all I said was his sanhwich came from cows...
he laughed and I chuckled...so cameron comes back
Still making face and says no more talk about my sandwich
I laugh and say ok...
Cameron proceeds to pick up sandwich and take a bite
and yes I did it I couldnt help myself...
What did I do?
As cameron was about to take a bite of his sandwich
I said MOOOOO!!!!
He screamed MOM and dropped his sandwich on the table..
I said no cow talk momma....
We all started laughing...after awhile they all chimed in with animal noises...
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10 comments:
You are awful! that is so something I would have done! good job mom! Brandie
That is too funny! JAE
That's a good one. I would have done the same thing!!! LMAO
Ellen
HAHA>..too funny..I had a talk with ym girlabout where bacone and sausage comes form the other day..what arethe odds?..lol..Too funny...you seem like a very cool and easy going mom...:)
THAT IS TOO FUNNY........
BRINx
OOoohhh! You mean, cruel mama! ;) - Barbara
this is great. loved it.
kathy
That's funny but I can NOT drink milk because everytime I try to swallow, I think about it coming from a cow's teat and get grossed out.
Chris
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LOL...geesh, wait until they find out what's in hot dogs!
And b the way, I LOVE ARBY'S. We had one up the street for years, and they tore it down 2 summers ago, I haven't had it since :(
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