Do I get a lap dance with that

So I started looking at my car repair bill..what does 250.00 buy

26.36 Parts

11.33 misc charge

2.11 tax

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

205.99 Labor

So I called the dealership and ask how much do you charge for labor???..

The chick said 100 per hours...

I said Damn do I get a lap dance with that...

She said of course were here to please..

Ok I was kidding about the lap dance part....

Crap I need to be a car repairman...I'm in the wrong business