I am anal about my toliet...Why you ask..because I live with 3 males and sometimes the grown up male comes back for a visit...
There aim is terrible...and of course no one did it..
Well I sure didnt do it...so I'm innocent but I get to clean it...
dum de dum just cleaning the toliet and I thought...WTH how did you guys manage to pee that far off the toliet..
So I yell boys get in here,, after a few minutes they come in to see why mom is on the floor yelling for them..
Cameron: momma whats wrong why are you in the floor are you ok
Me: no I'm not ok...thanks for asking....I'm down here cleaning the pee off the base of the toliet
Cameron: well is wasnt me
Zach<peeks in> Is wasnt me momma
Together they say...It was probably daddy..IS daddy in trouble
Cameron: I promise mom is wasnt me and I can prove it...
Now this peeked my interest as to how he would know which urine stain was his...I know I didnt feed them food color for the pee...although now that I think about it...it is a good idea...
Well guys I defentily know is wasnt me and we all know why..
Cameron: it was probably Zach he can never hold it still
ME: snickering...zach to you got a wild one son...
Zach: laughes...No momma just a big one that has alot of pee but it wasnt me
Cameron: it was too you and it wasnt me...
ME:ok cameron prove to me it wasnt you...
Cameron: Because
Me: because why.
Cameron: Because I pee like a girl....
ME: what!!!!! you pee like a girl ??
Cameron: yeah I always sit down to pee that way it doesnt go everywhere..
I think to myself................
<Well hot diggity damn that was a good idea..why didnt I think of that with all the boys in the house>
Ok zachary crackery that leaves you cause I can voulge for daddys aim...
Zach: Hangs head down and says Ok it was me...
Me:I 'm not mad at you .baby just need you to clean up after yourself..I know its hard but it gets easier the more you do it
Zach: well sometimes it gets two streams and I dont know which one to follow...
Me:I..understand<as I gigle under my breath>maybe
you should go ask you dad about that one...
In the meantime if you tinkle on the seat or rim grab some toliet paper and wipe it off and flush it down the commode...
ok..I love you both very much now go play with your friends and i will clean it off this time...
Thanks mom we love you...yeah you better
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LMAO that was so funny! There are 5 males in this house and there is no way to know who does it but I yell about it all the time...that and who left the seat up!!!!
Stacy
Ha, you got some funny kids you know it. And smart too... Color? Now that is a kick in the pants. Going like a girl, HA HA. He is smart. I hate puddles though. The the toilet seat up... now theres another story. Brandie
LOL...Thats a GOOD reason why he could prove it though!! ... I have seen grown men do that, so I totally understand...Maye we could train them all do pee that way?..Just a thought....:)
That was the funniest and cutest journal entry I have read in a long time!!!! I'm still cracking up.
http://journals.aol.com/chrisuab/noseriously
Very Funny!! Your boys are a crack up. :)
Michele
That was vey funny. I have the same problem here at home. It has gotten so bad that I told my youngest to pee sitting down if he could not aim right. He always pees ALLOVER the toilet. *Louise*
Laughs...
You know what it's not funny, cuz you are older than me and STILL cleaning up pee, it's like you are trying to tell me I'll be doing it for the rest of my life! I kid you not, I just got out of my bathroom and was like WTF I can't even sit and pee cuz there's pizz everywhere! (Training daycare kids...yuk).
Lol, totally get this entry!
J sometimes sits like a girl, but I can always tell when he doesn't!!!
Sara x
Hehehehe
OMG! Your boys are such riots!!! I want to be a fly on the wall of your house just to hear them talk like this!!!!!! :)
Hugs and love, Lisa
I got the link to your journal from Chris's journal. I think you have such a wonderful journal and i love it. I will definitely be back to visit again.
I can totally relate to pee on the toilet!!
Hugs
Angel
http://journals.aol.com/angelm0304/MyLife
LOL This was good!
I think I will have a lot to learn about parenting little boys...
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