men are just happier people

Men Are Just Happier People - - What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.  
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.  
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• If you cook a meal you expect praise even if it was not edible.
• You can be president.  
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.  
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.  
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.  
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.  
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.  
• Wedding dress $5000.  Tux rental $100.  
• People never stare at your chest when your talking to them.
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.  
• New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.  
• One mood all the time.  
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.  
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.  
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.  
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.  
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years,  maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.  
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.  
• One wallet, and one pair of shoes, one color, for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.  
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.  
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache! .
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.