where are the apples

Husband walks into the kitchen and asks

Where are the apples??

Me: I put them in the refrigerator

Hubby: Why did you do that?

Me: I read that apples give off a gas that makes them get ripe and if you put them in the frig it slows down the process of putting off the gas

Hubby: You think if you put me in the Frig It will stop me from putting off GAS<He Laughs>

Me: NO!!It would probably blow up the Frig

Men...ugh!!!

I still love him though lol